Naked celebrities-STUPID Naked celebrities

Recently, there has been a group of people apparently from America who are hacking into the mobile phones of celebrities such as Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera. Why are they doing this? Not to listen to their phone conversations or read their text messages. No. They are hacking into their mobile cellular device thingies to see them naked. These celebrities have been taking naked pictures of themselves on their phones to either send to whoever, or to look at themselves. They are now distressed as this group of hackers are going to blackmail these celebrities for lots of money to get their photos back.

A few things spring to mind.

Firstly, who are these hackers? How are they doing this? If they can hack into celebrities' phones, could they hack into government files also and finally confirm to us all that the government are actually hiding aliens?? Could they hack into the presidents' phone just to tell him how lucky he is that he gets paid $400,000 and gets  to work from home?? With free travel, board and security??

Also, these celebrities are pretty much walking around naked anyway, why all of a sudden be scared of some hackers? Unless they are sticking strange things up themselves like chair legs, cactus or toblerone bars, then there really shouldn't be a cause for concern. Who cares?

Last but not least. If these celebrities are that stupid enough to take photos of themselves naked, doing stuff and then get distressed about the whole situation, then I have to make a suggestion to them-if that's OK. I highly doubt that Miss Alba, Miss Aguilera (we are not on first name terms yet) or any of these other stupid bimbos will ever read this, but if they do, in future, to stop any of this happening and to anyone who hasn't had their phone hacked yet:-

DON'T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELVES YOU SILLY BIMBOS.

Fair enough-everyone deserves privacy and should be allowed to do what they want-but if you become famous, then stuff like this is restricted as you're ALWAYS going to have people monitoring you.