30* of the stupidest things people have said to me

*Originally, it was going to be 10, but too many people are stupid and ignorant.

The following in no particular order, is a list of 30 of the stupidest things (you probably guessed from the title) that people have said to me. A lot of them have been said to me from different people on more than one occasion and most of them are questions:-

1. Are you going to have an arranged marriage?
2. Isn't it against your religion to eat meat?
3. It's not like I'm racist, I've been out with a coloured guy before.
4. You're Pakistani/Muslim aren't you?
5. Being Indian and Pakistani are the same thing aren't they?
6. Isn't it against your religion to work in a pub?
7. Is your surname poppadom? (My reply to this was "Is your surname 'dirty Ashton slag'?")
8. Does your beard grow like that or do you use a razor?
9. If you got married to a white girl and had kids, what would your kids be?
10. Do you always eat Indian food or do you sometimes eat normal food?
11. You could play as Batman-The Bitter Black Man.
12. Do you celebrate Eid?
13. Hello M-M-..Mark (Someone whose brain capicity was so low that they couldn't take in new words)
14. Why aren't you fasting?
15. Do you speak Indian?
16. You're weird because you don't have a facebook.
17. You're weird because you don't like big brother.
18. You're weird because you don't like Katy Perry.
19. If your name isn't Mustapha, then what is it?
20. Where do you come from?
21. I wouldn't treat you differently just because you're Asian. You're just like all of us.
22. You must like Bollywood films.
23. You're a Goth.
24. How many Gods do you have?
25. Do you believe in Allah?
26. So, do you eat Halal meat?
27. Do your parents let you drink?
28. It must be great being you-you get to eat curry all the time.
29. Why are you here? This is a pub.
30. I love you.